jessicarhs

MIGRATE

2010-07-16T18:06:00.000-07:00

I've actually got two blogs: a personal one and this one.

I've decided that I love you all enough to let you read/see my personal blog.

I mean, it's online, so I have nothing to hide.

Feel free to follow and check it out.

http://onelessheart.blogspot.com/

2010-04-30T06:38:00.000-07:00

HELLO

2009-12-02T01:20:00.000-08:00

hello readers, and by readers i mean the two people who follow this blog.
i've been asked to update this, and my question is "why?"
with a view count of two per a month, updating this blog seems pointless and naive
but i would enjoy being proven wrong!

p.s my defeat the huns video has ads, which means i shall be gaining ad revenue soon!
woooooooooooo

saya tidak cantik

2009-09-15T05:25:00.000-07:00

I'm not pretty and you saying it once, isn't going to change the fact that I've had the word ugly stamped on my head for sixteen years. You think just one person, saying "You are pretty," is going to change how I think? How I feel? As many times as you say it, as much as you say it. You'll never understand, and you'll never change how I view myself.

You say "stress less, relax". How can I relax? How can I stress less? You don't think I've tried? You don't think I want to feel less, to hurt less? I thought being alone scared me the most. I thought that maybe finding someone would fix things, but being alone is nothing. It's being unwanted that hurts, that scars. It's being unwanted that cuts me deeper then being alone ever will.

If someone turns away from you when you are everything they need. That's how you know. That's how you know, that you're just not good enough for them. And that's how I know...

I'm not pretty.

downtown

2009-08-19T06:55:00.000-07:00

so here we go
another random rant about things that are pissing me off

people that steal
oh damn you, f***ers
seriously, i mean
alright
i'll tell you the story
over the last weekend,
i went to a house party at a friend's house
now, it was good party to start with
heaps of fun, lots of friend
i needed something from my bag
so i went into his room to get it
to my surprise it wasn't there

anyway long story short
it's nearly been a week since i lost my bag
and some motherpucker stole it.

TO WHOEVER STOLE IT:
alright, sure you want to be mad bitch and steal shit
i won't judge you
your life, your decisions and etc etc
but if you're going to BREAK THE FRICKING LAW
can you least have some BLOODY decency!

alright, so you want some money.
go through the bag, take the wallet and run
why do you have to steal the whole fucking bag?!
seriously, like there are things in that bag that you will never fricking need
also, i probably wouldn't have noticed whatever you took was gone
until like after the party
and pretty much by then it's too late to look.

----------------------------------------

my bag had my retainer in there
no idea, wdf you're going to do with a secondhand retainer buddy
but if i find out who you are
...
you're going down
...
town

Alone

2009-08-12T02:12:00.000-07:00

Surely, there is justice in the world.
Those who do good should be rewarded.
Not thrown away, like the moudly sandwich in your bag.

It makes no sense.
No sense what so ever.

There are people who do so much good.
Pick up random pieces of rubbish off the floor.
Help someone who's dropped there things.
Befriended a stranger.

Then there are people who do...not so good.
Backstab there friends.
See violence agaisnt someone and not step in.
Ignore people because of their social status.

You'd think a good person would reek the benefits of their right doing?
But no?
In our oh so fair world, people who do good are wronged.
They are cast aside and left to expire, like the carton of milk in my frigde.

When I think about this carefully, social status comes into play.
Someone popular, may be a total bitch but they will still have the most friends
And get all the boys.
While someone "unpopular", may be the nicest person ever but will still have no friends.
And no boys.

To conclude this rant.
Life sucks.
Popular girls will always win.
And I will die alone.

Fish in the sea

2009-08-11T02:59:00.000-07:00

Alas, fine blog.
Another day gone by, another rant to tell.

Today's topic?
Stupid sayings.
Yes I know what you're thinking, what a random topic.
But I'll inform you now,
It's not random, it's totally...un-random?

In a casual conversation today,
we somehow got onto the topic of relationships.
Of course, I shared my opinion
And said something along the lines of, "I'm so over trying with boys,"
To which my friend replied, "There are plently of fish in the sea,"

Has anyone really ever thought about that saying?
Sure, we've all had our moments where we've blurted it out
In an awkward moment where a guy has confessed his love for your best friend.
But other then that? When at all, it is appropriate for conversation?

Let's break it down, and try and see what it means.

There are plently of fish in the sea

The word "plently", meaning lots of or large amounts of.
The word "fish", meaning aquatic vertebrate that lives within water.
The word "sea", meaning large quanity of water in one specific area.

So applying these new definitions, we can tranform the saying into this.

There are large amounts of aquatic vertebrate in large quanities of water.

I'm just messing with you.
To anyone that ever says (the above) and are serious
"Congratulations, you just won Douche-bag of the year.
Here's a congratulation punch in the face. Enjoy!"

Let's get down the business.
This saying really does bother me, I mean.
The countless times people have tried to reassure me using this line.
What an absolute fail.

Imagine this situation.
You just broke up with your boyfriend.
You turn to a friend for comfort.
And they reply with, "Well, there are plenty of fish in the sea,"
You look at them for a moment, and then punch that mofo in the face!
Alright, no. You wouldn't do that.
Stabbing them in the eye seems much more appropriate.

Just saying that line makes no sense.
Alright, there are plently of other boys out there?
If one doesn't want me, what are the chances of someone else wanting me?

Plently of fish in the sea?
40% of them are the same sex as you.
20% are probably too old or too young.
Another 30% are too needy,tooly or homosexual.

That leaves only 10% that may be just right.
Chances of finding that 10% tomorrow?

Priceless.

SAYWHAT?

2009-06-22T23:54:00.000-07:00

long time no update
you guys know i love you

nearly 200 subscribers
:D

LOOK @ THAT!
AREN'T YOU GUYS PROUD?
:)

2009-05-08T04:22:00.000-07:00

meet fish.

SHOCK

2009-04-27T01:07:00.000-07:00

ahoy ahoy!
net's been down!
and everything is so laggy and lame
so i haven't been on anything!

so today i finally got back on
and found out
I GOT INTO FIVESUPAFLYTUBERS!

:O
shock, i know!

well i'm so happy, words can't describe.
:)

finally got back on the net today
and i've been trying to work out the time difference
from australia to english
if my calulations are correct
it's about 8:00AM, over there.

so anyway
i'll have to stay on till about 12AM tonight
to be able to talk to them.

well
thats all for now littlties
i'll be blog soooon
:)

AHOY AHOY!

2009-04-22T06:41:00.000-07:00

ahoy friends of the interwebs!
no idea if you guys are reading this
but i'll keep posting anyway

so its about 11:41PM
well it's exactly 11:41PM
same difference.

i'm just updating so you don't all die
from lack of awesome
I AM VITAMIN AWESOME!
:D

currently attempting to study for a maths test
and failing miserably.
sigh*
homework is a drag
and nothing is making it go away

the quest for a video camera
is FAILING
worse then my attempt at studying.
i'm searching
and asking
but yet again
alas my dearest father can not be stuffed.
and he also works alot now
so like
BARELY EVER HOME MUCH?

anyways
that's all there is for now folks
i'll try and update soon
if i can be bothered
;]

later alligator.

WHAT THE HELL?

2009-04-22T00:23:00.000-07:00

dad: here's your plate
jess: *nearly in tears* but..but you just yelled at me for losing it.
dad: this will teach you a lesson...don't lose your retainer

D:

death is upon me.

2009-04-22T00:13:00.000-07:00

i just want to go into a hole and die everyone
yes, life has reached the point

today was the best and worse day of my life.
just another day of school
came home
and my mum asked me
"where's your plate?"

and my second plate
that i got maybe less then a week ago...

GONE!

i don't know how
i was 100% it was in my pocket
but then again
whenever we lose things we are always sure we have them
this time of course, i was prepared
i have written my name and number on the case
so i guess whoever finds it will return it.

the last time i remember having it
was in fourth period
reached into my pocket
and there it was.
wait.
now i remember half way through lunch
reached into my pocket
to get my phone
and felt my retainer case.

so between lunch - end of school i lost it.

now, there is a slim chance it is in my locker
as i said
slim
:|

anyway
my parents are raging
and i'm on the brink of crying

how did i lose another one?
:(

update ~

2009-04-15T17:51:00.000-07:00

hello guysss
hopefully people are actually checking this
so they know whats going on with me.

haven't updated in a couple of days
i am still on a quest for the camera
and i might i add
it is not going pretty at all.

i can either use:

a shitty camera that i can't edit well
a camera that is all twitchy

life really sucksss

so it's still holidays
so i'm just chilling around
not doing much at all.
i've got about a stackload of homework
but who says i'm going to do it
;]

anyway lads.
that's all for now
cheerio!

I SOUND LIKE A WHAT?

2009-04-11T23:03:00.000-07:00

hello all!
welcome to my new blogspot.
everyone has one for youtube
so might as well join the crowd true?

to begin i'd like to bring up the following video
for those who have subscribed to me
you may have recently watched the video
"I SOUND LIKE A WHAT?"

i made this video to.
1. express my anger on the topic
2. to clear up the matter once and for all
3. to just rage at a camera for no reason at all

and just today
i log into youtube
to find a message from someone
(note: i will not mention that person, BUT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

who said the following
please please please dont get agry at mne or take offence :)

cos i love you and everything

buuuut
in one of your videos theres a picture of you and your dad and your wwearing a pink dress,

are you a guy or a gir
im really sorry
iloveyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
xxx

now.
i will now mention serveral things wrong with this
*wearing a pink dress
DO YOU KNOW MANY GUYS THAT WEAR PINK DRESSES?

also.
ever thought of doing a bit of research before asking someone a question like this?!
if you've seen the "I SOUND LIKE A WHAT?" video you would know!
i mean, i am very offended!

if you haven't seen that video in particular, doesn't matter.
some other videos you can obviously see what gender i am
from
1. what i wearing
2. how i speak and refer to myself
3. my breasts (:O YES I HAVE BREASTS)

another thing.
my youtube name is
"jessicarhs"
now.
not to be blunt
BUT WHAT KIND OF GUY USERNAME IS THAT?
so i know guys can have the name
"jesse"
or something
but if that was the case
why extend the name to "jessica" and then add "rhs" on the end?!
I MEAN?
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

well to end this.
i am offended by this email.
i replied with

"hey dumbass

watch this video
(link to "I SOUND LIKE A WHAT?"

i'm slightly over it at the the moment
so i'm going to email
and say sorry

TO THE ANONYMOUS EMAILER:
i'm sorry i said what i said.
loveyou!

LOVEHEART~